📜 Content Notice

For those who take things way too seriously.

Kya karu, likna padta h.

👋 Hey, Relax!

This blog is a casual corner of the internet. The content here is meant for informational, educational, and entertainment purposes only. If you mistake it for professional advice, that’s on you, buddy. 😉

🚫 No Legal Nonsense

🤓 I take zero responsibility if you read this blog and suddenly feel inspired to make life-altering decisions—like moving to a remote island or starting a ferret sanctuary. Any action you take based on my content is at your own risk. (Seriously, don’t be that person.) 😎

⚠️ Sensitive Souls, Beware!

If you’re easily offended by sarcasm, dark humor, or dad jokes, consider this your friendly exit cue. I write with good intentions—so don’t send me angry emails. (Unless they’re funny. Then, by all means, send them.) 😜

🌐 External Links

Sometimes, I link to external sites. I'm not responsible if they lead you down a rabbit hole of cat videos or conspiracy theories. Click responsibly. 🐾